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Public Notices / Re: Issues of the Conch Champion (For public reading)
« Last post by Fiverine on April 20, 2023, 02:36:43 am »The Conch Champion. Free of thinking.
Are these our last quiet days?
Conch has enjoyed a streak of several rather quiet and uneventful months. Now some might find that reassuring or soothing, but not me. As a newspaper owner I see times like this as utter poison and I detest them! But fortunately relief may be at hand, for some of our sources have brought back troubling information. May you enjoy these reports as much as I have!
-R. Hursport, owner and acting editor
Plague of cats falls upon Conch
The number of stray cats has sharply risen in recent weeks. While some have welcomed the cats in hopes they will keep vermin down, other citizens of Conch are furious. The cats have been loitering at guard posts all over town, stealing milk from dairies, begging citizens for scraps and despoiling alleys and corners of the city. All three District Authorities claim to have a shortage of manpower which is preventing them from culling or removing the cats. The Conch Champion has researched these claims and can exclusively reveal that a startling number of Conch guards have gone missing in the past few weeks.
-S. Hellsworth, reporter.
Missing lizardman
The Scales gang of West Conch has told the Conch Champion that one of their enforcers, Rhyaex, mysteriously disappeared yesterday. The lizardman was sent to the swamps west of Conch on vital "honest and legitimate business" according to Scales leader Kerrar. However, Rhyaex did not return. Unusually, no rival gang has claimed responsibility. Kerrar vehemently insisted his enforcer was a hardy warrior and an expert in navigating swamps safely so the chances of him being simply lost or eaten by some beast are remote.
-A. Nutt, reporter.
Suspicious cult arrives in Conch
District authorities have informed the Conch Champion that preachers from a strange and often suppressed cult have arrived in Conch. The Order of the Ascended Lady is a heretical cult that preaches that the late Archmage Vyctoria Valstiir became a goddess when her enclave crashed to the earth over a century ago. They are known to preach aggressively and promote seditious acts. The cult has long been banned in Hadrian and some are arguing that Conch should follow suit.
-P. Krellin, reporter.