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Public Notices / Re: Issues of the Conch Champion (For public reading)
« Last post by Fiverine on July 07, 2022, 03:44:04 am »The Conch Champion. Independent & Accurate, Always.
I Still Hate This Job
I must say I am dismayed that seemingly not a single soul in Conch is willing to relieve me of this burden of editing my own newspaper. But fine. I will do it my bloody self if I must. At least I can say that the recent months have been calm in our fair city. The threat of war seems to have receded and our greatest danger right now is that of dreadful self-appointed comedians abusing the professionalism of our city proclaimers. That said, I pride my reporters on being skilled at dredging up dismaying news no matter how good things appear (surely nobody reads a newspaper for GOOD news?). So please read on and enjoy their efforts!
-R. Hurstport, owner and acting editor.
Mysteries of the Gods
The Conch Champion has been informed that all three Tychean temples in Conch have recently added sealed vaults to their crypts. While we are a mere newspaper and have no right or interest to meddle in the affairs of the gods, loyal and longstanding parishioners of the temples have complained to the Champion about being forbidden to enter these new rooms. Nor have parishioners been provided with any explanation of the sudden need for secrecy and security. This reporter has contacted all three temples to query the matter. All three gave the same reply that it is an internal church matter and of no concern to this newspaper or the general public.
-S. Hellsworth, reporter.
Massacre at Hilltop
Yet another tragedy has befallen the halfling village of Hilltop. A halfling warrior by the name of Lotho Thistlevale went berserk upon returning from a long journey to the west and slew several humans who were in Hilltop on business. Then he turned his wrath upon those fellow halflings who sought to restrain or pacify him. Differing accounts say that he was then either slain by the Hilltop militia or narrowly escaped them. Conch's West Netheril Trading Company had some members in Hilltop at the time and they were amongst those slain. WNTC has informed the Champion that they have sent a letter to Hilltop demanding the resurrection of their staff and compensation for their trauma.
-A. Nutt, reporter.
Secrets of the Wizard Tower
The normally reclusive wizard Ptolemy of West Conch has asked for brave adventurers to go to his tower and face the challenge of his "Room of Doors". Ptolemy told the Conch Champion that adventurers will find both danger and rewards in this room beneath his tower. This newspaper can only speculate about what awaits any intrepid adventurers who answer his call. We invite any who survive their visit to write a letter to the editor to explain their experience.
-P. Krellin, reporter.