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Friends,

Of course I shall be running for the position of your Mayor once more.

It's not fair to leave you in the hands of the swarming reprobates and scum who think they have the balls to keep this ship on the straight and narrow.

Have any of them fought and won battles single handed? No, they haven't

I half expect that idiot, the self-proclaimed Duke of Corruption to file his paperwork, and campaign for shitbaths and vomit soup for all!

- From the office of Mayor Monty Fipps The Decorated and Immense